Life is fun, we must learn how to go through it having fun. It will surprise you some of the things that make people laugh, there are some things you can say in a conversation and people would either crack up or be like “what the heck” when you know the right things to say, you can actually make people laugh even in the most boring situations. You might not necessarily need to take your friends or family to that comedy show and pay huge amount of money just to laugh for some few minutes, you can actually say the joke and make people laugh. These are not jokes you have to crack your head to say, they are some few random things every one might know, but the way and manner you say them can add some humour into it. Here are some funny random things to say.
Funny Things To Say To People
1. Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino’s.
2. Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, “I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!
3. Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.
4. Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say “Follow the yellow brick road!”.
5. When someone says “Have a nice day!” stare at them and say, “Don’t tell me what to do!”
6. Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything’s normal.
7. Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by yell “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
8. Go to Ikea, hide in a closet until someone walks by, jump out and yell “I’m back from Narnia!!”.
9. Go to the vet with a can of mashed tuna and ask can you fix him?
10. Point into the sky and say “look a dead bird” and see how many look.
11. Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream “I WAS SLEEPING!” and run away.
12. Dress up as an m&m then run through the mall yelling ” the skittles are coming!”.
13. Go to a pet shop and ask for a cow.
14. In an elevator with many people in it, say “You may be wondering why I’ve gathered you here today”.
15. Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.
16. Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming “YOU CAN’T CATCH ME”.
17. When your at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, “I’m hearing those voices again”.
18. Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.
19. Show people a picture of yourself and ask them if they have seen this person.
20. Put up a “Lost Dog” poster with a picture of a cat on it.
21. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, “They’re onto us. We need to go.”
22. Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
23. In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
24. Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout “I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!”
25. When someone says, “grab a seat” literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
26. Fill a bucket with bouncy balls and dump them down a stair well with people in it and yell, MY BALLS.
27. Go into the middle of a crowd and call out a random name and see who replies.
28. Hide in a wardrobe in a furniture store and when someone opens the door shout, “welcome to Narnia”.
29. Place a walkie talkie in your mail box then when someone walks by scream.
30. Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
31. Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say “To infinity, and beyond”.
32. Dress as a chicken, go to KFC and shout at people “YOU’RE EATING MY BABIES!!!
33. Super glue a quarter to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.
34. Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!
35. Glue coins to the ground and laugh as people try to pick them up.