funny knock knock jokes

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” Oftentimes, this kind of jokes will leave you not wanting to open the door to anybody that knocks on your door. They will also have you reeling with suspense and giggling with your children as they listen to some of these riddles and jokes. Check out our list of funny knock knock jokes that will crack you up. A compilation of both funny and meaningful jokes that will interest you. The kids are not left out, this list also contains knock knock jokes for kids that are really funny. I know great jokes when I see them, this ones are certainly great and have been carefully selected for your pleasure, some of them seem dumb but are certainly amazing.

Knock Knock Jokes Funny – Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, Knock.
Who’s There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

2. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and open the door!

3. knock knock
who’s there
you
you who?
eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr you are doing a flat poo!

4. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shelby
Shelby Who?
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes…

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

9. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

10. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.

11. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!

14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

15. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

16. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.

17. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Hoo?
Don’t cry, it’s just me!

18. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Who
Who Who?
l Didn’t know you were an owl!
HARDEE HAR HAR

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

21.Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
BenBen who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!

22. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here i come..

23. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready..

24. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

25. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupt–
Moo!!!

26. knock knock
who’s there?
your butt
your butt who?
yeah your butt poops

27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

28. knock knock
who’s there
Andy!
Andy who
Andy bit me again owwwwwwwwwwww.

29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did
you get it?

31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

37. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwen
Dwen who?
Dwen the bathroom
I’m dweening!

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38. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
Wow they were not kidding when they said you got hit in the head!

39. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
To!
To who?
To whom.

40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

41. Knock-knock-
Who’s there?
Poop
Poop-who?
HAHA YOu SAID POO-POO

42. Knock Knock
Who’s There
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!

43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was
in his apple.

45. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I did up.
I did up who?
AHAHAHA. YOU DID A POO!

46. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I.
I who?
Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!

47. Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lad who?
WOW! I didn’t know you can yodel!

48. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

49. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrup-You have cancer.

50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

52. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
A pile-up.
A pile-up who?

53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my home

54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

55. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I eat map.
I eat map who?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

57. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls!
Owls who?
That’s right owls hoo..

58. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you..

59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny

61. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?

62. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

63. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

64. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!

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65. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

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66. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!

67. Knock, knoc
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?

68. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!

69. Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

70. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

71. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

72. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!

73. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

74. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

75. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

76. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts

77. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

78. Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!

79. Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

80. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

81. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?

82. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

83. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!

84. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!

85. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

86. Knock knock
Who’s there?
A titch!
A titch who?
Bless you!

87. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.

88. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

89. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

90. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

91. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!

92. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

93. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

94. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

95. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

96. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

97. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

98. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…

99. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!

100. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it’s pointless!

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Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

101. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Ivana Ivana who? Ivana hump your brains out!

102. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Madam Madam who? Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

103. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson!

104. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Some. Some who? Some bitch telling you a fucking

105. Knock Knock Who’s there? Parton! Parton who? Parton my French!

106. Knock Knock Who’s there? Urine! Urine Who? Urine secure, don’t know what for.

107. Knock Knock Who’s there? Some! Some who? Some asshole talking funny knock knock jokes.

108. Knock knock! Whos There? Ben Ben Who? Ben down and lick my boots!

109. Knock Knock Who’s There? Ben Hur Ben Hur who? Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

110. Knock Knock Who’s There? (sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?

111. Knock Knock Who’s There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

112. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Anita! Anita who? Anita Dick inside me!

113. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Budweiser! Budweiser who? Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!

114. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Buster! Buster who? Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

115. Knock Knock Who’s There? Do U Want 2 Cd’s Do U Want 2 Cd’s Who? Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz

116. Knock Knock Who’s There? Bo-Ho Bo-Ho Who? Stop crying pussy it’s not the end of the world.

117. Knock Knock Who’s there? “Fuck you said” “Fuck you said who?” “Me!”

118. Knock Knock Who’s there? Smell Map Smell Map who? EWWW your fucking disgusting!

119. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Idaho! Idaho who? I da ho! Where da John?

120. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Howie! Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body?

121. Knock knock! Who’s there? Dwayne! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.

122. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom?

123. knock, knock joke! Knock Knock! Who’s There? Asshole! Asshole who! Open the door and find out asshole!

124. Knock Knock Who’s There? I suck I suck Who Michael Jackson

125. Knock Knock Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito bit me!

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