125 Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Make Your Day


“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” Oftentimes, these kind of jokes can leave you not wanting to open the door to anybody that knocks on your door, they will also have you reeling with suspense and giggling with your children as they listen to some of these riddles and jokes. Check out our list of funny jokes that will crack you up. A compilation of both funny and meaningful jokes that will interest you. The kids are not left out, this list also contains  knock knock jokes for kids that are really funny. I know great jokes when I see them, this ones are certainly great and have been carefully selected for your pleasure, some of them seem dump but are certainly amazing.

Knock Knock Jokes Funny – Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, Knock.
Who’s There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

2. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and open the door!

3. knock knock
who’s there
you
you who?
eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr you are doing a flat poo!

4. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shelby
Shelby Who?
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes…

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

9. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

10. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.

11. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!

14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

15. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

16. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.

17. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Hoo?
Don’t cry, it’s just me!

18. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Who
Who Who?
l Didn’t know you were an owl!
HARDEE HAR HAR

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

21.Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
BenBen who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!

22. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here i come..

23. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready..

24. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

25. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupt–
Moo!!!

26. knock knock
who’s there?
your butt
your butt who?
yeah your butt poops

27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

28. knock knock
who’s there
Andy!
Andy who
Andy bit me again owwwwwwwwwwww.

29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?



30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did
you get it?

31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

37. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwen
Dwen who?
Dwen the bathroom
I’m dweening!

38. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
Wow they were not kidding when they said you got hit in the head!

39. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
To!
To who?
To whom.

40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

41. Knock-knock-
Who’s there?
Poop
Poop-who?
HAHA YOu SAID POO-POO

42. Knock Knock
Who’s There
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!

43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was
in his apple.

45. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I did up.
I did up who?
AHAHAHA. YOU DID A POO!

46. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I.
I who?
Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!

47. Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lad who?
WOW! I didn’t know you can yodel!

48. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

49. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrup-You have cancer.

50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

52. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
A pile-up.
A pile-up who?

53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my home

54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

55. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I eat map.
I eat map who?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

57. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls!
Owls who?
That’s right owls hoo..

58. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you..

59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!