Life is fun and it is important we learn how to go through it having fun. There are some things you can say in a conversation and people would either crack up or go – who the heck are you? When you know the right things to say, you can actually make people laugh even in the most boring of situations.
You might not necessarily need to take your friends or family to that comedy show and pay a huge amount of money just to laugh for some few minutes; it’s totally possible to learn how to say funny and meaningful things that would make people desire to have you around.
These are not jokes you have to crack your head to say, they are some few random things everyone should know. But then, the way and manner you say them, can add some humor to it. Here are some funny random things to say.
Funny Things To Say To People
1. Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino’s.
2. Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, “I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO”!
3. Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands, reach under the stall and ask for toilet paper.
4. Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say: “Follow the yellow brick road”!
5. When someone says “have a nice day”, stare at them and say, “don’t tell me what to do”!
6. Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything’s normal.
7. Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by yell “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
8. Go to Ikea, hide in a closet until someone walks by, jump out and yell “I’m back from Narnia!”
9. Go to the vet with a can of mashed tuna and ask can you fix him?
10. Point into the sky and say “look a dead bird” and see how many look.
11. Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream “I WAS SLEEPING!” and run away.
12. Dress up as an m&m then run through the mall yelling ” the skittles are coming!”.
13. Go to a pet shop and ask for a cow.
14. In an elevator with many people in it, say “you may be wondering why I’ve gathered you here today”.
15. Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.
16. Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming “YOU CAN’T CATCH ME”.
17. When you’re at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, “I’m hearing those voices again”.
18. Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.
19. Show people a picture of yourself and ask them if they have seen this person.
20. Put up a “Lost Dog” poster with a picture of a cat on it.
21. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, “They’re onto us. We need to go.”
22. Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
23. In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
24. Point at an employee in a pet shop and shout “I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!”
25. When someone says, “grab a seat” literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
26. Fill a bucket with bouncy balls and dump them down a stairwell with people in it and yell, “MY BALLS!”
27. Go into the middle of a crowd and call out a random name and see who replies.
28. Hide in a wardrobe in a furniture store and when someone opens the door scream, “Welcome to Narnia”.
29. Place a walkie-talkie in your mailbox and scream at everyone who walks by.
30. Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
31. Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say “To infinity, and beyond”.
32. Dress as a chicken, go to KFC and shout “YOU’RE EATING MY BABIES” at people.
33. Super glue a quarter to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.
34. Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream “WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!”
35. Glue coins to the ground and laugh at people who try to pick them up.
Random Funny Things To Say
36. Write a note saying “sorry about the damage on your car” and put it on a random car.
37. Complain that your doughnut has a hole in it.
38. Get into a taxi, yell “Follow that car!” and point to a parked car.
39. Yell out “hey you with the pants on” and see how many people turn around.
40. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it’s ice cream.
41. Climb a tree by a sidewalk and talk to people walking by… make sure they can’t see you.
42. Get in a crowded elevator and say “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.”
43. When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
44. Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say “I’ve Been Expecting You”.
45. Look at see-through glass and when someone is on the other side shout “OH MY GOD, I’M HIDEOUS!”
46. Call someone to tell them you can’t talk right now.
47. Point at someone and shout “You’re one of them!” Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
48. Buy a donut and complain that there’s a hole in it.
49. Go to a football game and hold up a sign that says “The guy behind me can’t see.”
50. Dress up as a giant m&m and run through a busy place shouting “THE SKITTLES ARE COMING!”
51. Go to McDonald’s and ask for a sad meal, then yell “SAD PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT TOO!”
52. Write “Free Gumballs” on a piece of paper, and tape it to a gumball machine, and watch.
53. Tape a walkie-talkie to a tree or a lamppost and as people walk by say some random innuendos.
54. Find a grumpy person, give them a Snickers and say, “You’re not you when you’re hungry” and walk away.
55. Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.
56. In winter put snowballs in your freezer, then in summer, throw them at people who are sunbathing.
57. Call the Skittles Company and complain that Skittles do NOT taste like a rainbow.
58. Put up a lost cat sign that has a picture of a potato.
59. Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?”
60. Get in a taxi and tell the driver to “follow that car”, point to a parked car.
Funny Things To Say Randomly
61. Chase the ice cream truck until it stops for you. Then walk away.
62. Go to the movies with a spray bottle of water. Keep sneezing and spraying the person in front of you
63. Go to Walmart and get a grape, put it on the conveyor belt at the checkout and try to buy it.
64. Buy a T.V and remote as same as your neighbors and go outside changing the channels.
65. Put a lost dog poster with a picture of a hot dog.
66. Go to a public bathroom stall and when someone comes in say, “I’ve been expecting you…”
67. When your neighbor leaves, chase after their car yelling, “YOU FORGOT ME!”
68. Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say “Are we gonna kill him or what?”
69. Keep screaming after you get off a roller coaster even when it stops.
70. Tie a balloon to your back and run and scream: “It’s chasing me!”
71. Go to an apple store with a banana and ask if you can upgrade to an apple.