100 Best Funny Knock Knock Jokes


Ever tried a knock knock joke or probably you don’t know what a knock knock joke is all about, the fact is that it is actually one of the most funny jokes you can come across. Though some people might find it boring, but they are certainly amazing. The knock-knock joke is a type of joke, probably the best-known format of the pun, and is a time-honored “call and response” exercise. It is a role-play exercise, with a punster and a recipient of wit. Here is a list of some knock knock jokes that will amuse you. Please feel free to share.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes – Funniest Knock Knock Jokes – Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

2. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch who?
God bless you.

3. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

4. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

5. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)

6. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!

7. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!

8. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.

9. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

10. Knock, Knock! Who’s There?
Buster who?
Buster Cherry!
Is your daughter home?

11. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!

12. I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?

13. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.

14. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.

15. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

16. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

17. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!

18. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

19. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

20. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

21. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.

22. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

23. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

24. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

25. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.

Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes – Cute Knock Knock Jokes – Good Knock Knock Jokes

26. Knock knock
Who’s there
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.

27. Knock knock
Who’s there
Ach who?
Sounds like your coming down with a cold

28. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
Wow I didn’t know you could yodel.

29. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

30. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

31. Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

32. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

33. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!

34. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

35. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three’s a crowd!

36. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor who?
That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?

37. Knock knock
Who’s there
Gorilla who
Gorilla me a hamburger

38. Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you!

39. Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?

40. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Urine Who?
Urine secure don’t know what for

41. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?

42. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock!

43. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
A Pile-Up
A Pile-Up Who?

44. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

45. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

46. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!

47. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

48. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

49. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin

50. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.