Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Ever tried a knock knock joke or probably you don’t know what a knock knock joke is all about. The fact is that it is actually one of the funniest jokes you can come across. Though some people might find it boring, they are certainly amazing. The knock knock joke is a type of joke, probably the best-known format of the pun, and is a time-honored “call and response” exercise. It is a role-play exercise, with a punster and a recipient of wit. Here is a list of some funny knock knock jokes that will amuse you. Please feel free to share.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes – Funniest Knock Knock Jokes – Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
I butter nut tell you!

2. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.

3. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

4. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

5. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)

6. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!

7. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!

8. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire this hallway for delivery.

9. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

10. Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster Cherry!
Is your daughter home?

11. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!

12. I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?

13. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.

14. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.

15. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

16. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

17. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!

18. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

19. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

20. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

21. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning.

22. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

23. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity
Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

24. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

25. Knock Knock!
Who’s the K?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.

Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes – Cute Knock Knock Jokes – Good Knock Knock Jokes

26. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.

27. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ach!
Ach who?
Sounds like your coming down with a cold

28. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
Wow I didn’t know you could yodel.

29. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

30. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Justin
Justin who?
Your Justin time to wipe my @$$!

31. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

32. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

33. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!

34. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

35. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three’s a crowd!

36. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?

37. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger

38. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter!
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you!

39. Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?

40. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Urine!
Urine Who?
Urine secure don’t know what for

41. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Exactly.

42. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock!

43. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
A Pile-Up
A Pile-Up Who?
Ewwwwww

44. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

45. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

46. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!

47. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

48. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

49. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin

50. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

51. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

52. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

53. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m here?

54. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

55. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock Knock Jokes

56. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

57. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No they don’t, cowsgo moo.

58. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt…
Moo!

59. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing.

60. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

61. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.

62. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

63. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A titch!
A titch who?
Bless you!

64. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

65. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

66. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?

67. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!

68. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next to you.

69. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?

70. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?

71. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

72. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

73. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

74. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

75. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kook!
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo!

Love and Romantic Knock Knock Jokes

76. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Leena!
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!

77. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Lemme.
Lemme who?
Lemme kiss ya’.

78. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

79. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

80. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

81. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

82. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith your hands off of me!

83. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise Who?
Disguise is your boyfriend!

84. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

85. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, right?

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes – Knock Knock Jokes For Adults – Corny Knock Knock Jokes

86. Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?

87. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.

88. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you pussy! It’s just a joke!

89. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

90. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Helda Dick
Helda Dick who?
I Helda Dick and the wind blew it for me.

91. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana fuck you!

92. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Shmel Mipe.
Shmel Mipe who?
No thanks… I’m not into that.

93. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lemme.
Lemme who?
Lemme see those tits!

94. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sho Mia.
Sho Mia who?

95. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick inside me!

96. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!

97. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?

98. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Howie!
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?

99. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Some!
Some who?
Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.

100. Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Ben!
Ben Who?
Ben down and lick my boots!

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